When I Was a Stupid Kid living in the Philippines, I loved getting orange popsicles. The kind where there are two sticks, so me and my sister can share. It was like getting two for the price of one!
I loved these orange popsicles, but I never had money to buy them. I devised a plan. I was going to make orange-popsicle-flavored-drink. GENIUS! All I needed was milk, oranges, and sugar, right? This is me happily making my popsicle drink.
This milk carton is misleading. First of all, we didn't have fresh milk in the Philippines, heck no, we had
Birch Tree brand Milk Powder!! Which did not
actually dissolve in cold water. So, I had hot water, mixed with
Birch Tree brand Milk Powder , a ton of sugar, and orange juice. Orange juice doesn't naturally mix with milk, by the way. How they get orange juice molecules to stick to milk is modern science.
This is my face after I drank my Warm Orange Popsicle Flavored Drink. I think I turned blue.
And that's what I did, When I Was a Stupid Kid.
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What sort of foods did you make when you were a stupid kid?
PS.
The outfit I'm wearing is based on the Grace Christian Kindergarten uniform I wore for school. The red balls in my hair, I distinctly remember because my
yaya pulled my hair back so tightly with those damn balls. My forehead remains just as large today.
