Monday, July 11, 2011

When I Was A Stupid Kid - DO NOT LAUGH

 When I Was A Stupid Kid, I would often find myself on the receiving end of a hearty chew-out by my mom.

The short pauses between each mini-sermon was the hard part. The uncomfortable silence felt like forever.

O M G she just farted. Dang that was loud. And funny. Crap. Too funny. But I can't laugh now!!!! I'll be signing my own death certificate.
 OH PLEASE, may I be excused?! NO!!!!!!! She's starting up again!!!!!!
 JUST HOLD IT IN!!!!!! Use will power! Control your facial muscles!!!!!!
 Finally! Another second and I'd be dead!

And that was a chew-out that was well worth receiving, When I Was A Stupid Kid.

ps. I know fart jokes are low-brow, but as comedian Lewis CK once said, "You don't have to be smart to laugh at a fart, but you'd have to be an idiot not to."


Ted Blackman said...

Really great facial expressions, and yeah, I laughed out loud at this one. You REALLY had her worked up, didn't you? ha ha. Damn, I'm still laughing, and I wasn't even there. THAT's story telling, Tiff. Excellent.

BTW; there's no way I could have kept a straight face if somebody farted when I was a stupid kid.

Tango Chow said...

fart jokes are the most interesting!!!

Sadami said...

Hi, Tiffanny,
Your cartoons nearly kill me! Uahahahaha! Thank you. I hope you can publish this series. That'll be great. Is there any publisher?
Cheers, Sadami

Julio Kansas said...

Great job, congratulations. :)

emersondesigner said...

Muito bom! Muito bom!
Eu amo desenhos cartoon!
Que doideira!
É isso aí!
Já tem algum tempo que não faço comentários em suas postagens, mas sempre dou uma olhadinha em seu blog. HE!HE!HE!

Ted Blackman said...

..still laughing.

Joane said...

OMG! That's hilarious! I keep giggling just thinking about it. I was having a snack while I was reading it and I almost spit my food out laughing!

Queen*B Studio said...

Bahahahahaha!!! I don't think I could have kept my giggles in :p

Ms Schnaderle said...

This is so awesome! Love the joke!