Like any Stupid Kid, I always had a finger up my nose... that is, until....
In a few days, it felt like I had two wine corks stuck in my nose. But I was determined to make it through.
I will be the first human to walk this earth with the power to not have boogers. While everyone's picking their noses, I will be the one who will never need to touch a booger, elevating my status to that of a higher being... perhaps a god.
I hope you enjoy my Stupid Kid stories!