When I Was A Stupid Kid, I was engrossed by a crappy 1984 film called Sheena, Queen of the Jungle. I haven't seen the movie in a really long time, so I don't remember just how crappy. All I know was that as a Stupid Kid (6 years old), I thought it was genius.
I watched the scantily clad Sheena (with her horse painted to look like a zebra), completely transfixed. I believed that I made a wish that day, a wish that I would someday grow up with perfect hair, skin and boobs, and I would live in the jungle free with my animal friends, just like Sheena.
Then came the part where Sheena uses her jungle mojo to summon animals to her aid.
"Wooooahhhhhhhh", I thought. NOW THAT WAS COOL.
OMG I just have to try!!! I've always had a way with animals. Maybe I AM A JUNGLE PRINCESS and just didn't know it!! Maybe I'm just like Sheena!!
I DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, what crazy TV or movie character did you pretend to be, when you were a Stupid Kid? Please comment and let me know your story!
ps. Regarding paragraph 2, my wish did come true, except for the living free in the jungle part, hehehe...just kidding :( But seriously, my boobs are excellent. ok, no, I'm still kidding. :(